Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Chapter Nine: Zenith and Nadir - That was Then, This is Now



Zenith
My most precious possessions are my memories of growing up in the Main Line outside of Philadelphia in the Forties and Fifties. Baseball was integral to my family’s life. My paternal grandfather - Chief Engineer and President of Belmont Iron Works - Joe Shryock, had designed and produced the lights for Shibe Park (which became Connie Mack Stadium), where the Phillies played. My father Dick Shryock had a music store at 1615 Walnut Street. He also had a weekly running poker game with Ben Chapman, then Phillies Manger, and number of pitchers including the very swell Bobo Newsom. My brother and I were allowed to peek.

I cannot emphasize too greatly that as a girl I had to be as good a baseball player as the boys, although of course I didn’t ever expect to join the Major Leagues. All of our families played all of the time until we went away for the summers, us to Beach Haven on Long Beach Island in New Jersey, and most of our friends to other waterfront spots in New Jersey. The question always was, “Where ‘ya goin, this weekend? Down the Shore”. Evenings we played Movies Up (all players stayed in the field and moved up to bat) in our front yard in Penn Valley with our neighbors. We had softball leagues for the girls (hardball for the boys) in our Lower Merion Township schools, and intramural leagues at various playgrounds after school. I pitched softball and played center field with the ‘almost’ hardball of the girls’ game in high school. Teamwork was everything in our lives. The payoff was big in baseball because making errors, striking out, getting caught stealing or off base were things that our peers ridiculed us for, but that we learned to avoid. Practice didn’t get us to Carnegie Hall, but we did get accepted locally.

My generation watched baseball grow to its zenith in the Fifties when I grew up. We were the benefactors of the generation that fought and won World War II. 400,000 men and women died fighting to end Fascism in Germany as well as defeating a Japan with hegemonic intentions already revealed in the cruel invasion and occupation of Nanking, China in 1939. The high cost of those deaths can never be offset. But the productivity that began during that War was shown, for example, by the design and manufacture of the B-29 Super-fortress airplane. This behemoth, 99 ft. long with a 141 ft. wingspan could fly at a height of 40,000 ft., had the first pressurized cabin that guaranteed comfort for pilots and passengers. There were problems of heaviness of the engines that caused heating up and crashes. US Air Corp. Chief Major General “Hap” Arnold intervened in the development of a new prototype when the latest one crashed. He made sure it was ready by 1944. Until the Americans captured Guam, Saipan and Tinian, the B-29 had taken off from secret bases in India and China. The Soviet Union, Britain, Australian also used them, and together demolished the Japanese military machine. When the Enola Gay dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima on August 6, 1945 followed by another dropped on Nagasaki the Japanese surrendered unconditionally (while the B-29 was used in the Korean War and into the Sixties).

A nation hungry for consumer goods, whose GI’s longed for nothing more than to be with their families again or create new families, prospered during the most productive decades in US history. Although my Father had wanted to enlist, the nerve in his right ear died in 1940, and he was labeled 4F. This did not stop him from volunteering for the Coast Guard, and joining many other people all over Long Beach Island in watching for German U-Boats. The camaraderie was fine but a little like the two older Italian guys: “See there’s a U-boat”, one of them declared. “That’s a no my boat!” the other one answered. Many parties cemented friendships between all of the island’s residents who might never have known each other except as racing competitors at different Yacht Clubs.

Oh there were serious problems for those who waited at home. There was gasoline and food rationing. We had stamps and these did not provide enough sugar, meat or butter for any of us, particularly my Grandmother Folwell. In restaurants she would open her pocketbook and carefully secrete some butter upon her butter plate, for the rolls. Omigod, we kids (including my two cousins Billy and Little Miriam Adam), were horribly embarrassed by this. Not patriotic! That was a terrible thing.

My mother’s 1st cousin Warren Neff had come home from the Army, having fought as a dog soldier with General George Patton. He adored him and never tired of telling us wonderful stories. He brought home a lot of souvenirs, stamps from countries like Switzerland over marked Osterreich, medals from German uniforms and a Luger pistol. He gave all the small stuff to me, which I kept until I got home from Guam, whereupon my Mother said she had cleaned the basement and got rid of my collections. Warren’s wife had died just after he got back in ’45, of cancer. She left him Linda, then about 5 years old. One day Linda and I were swimming at the Little Egg Harbor Yacht Club, catty-corner behind our summer Sears Cape that Dad had built from a pre-fab kit. Staying at the swim ladder in a life-preserver I told her, “Hey Linda, you’re protected by that life preserver, how about swimming away from the dock. I was 9, a fearless swimmer by then. I pulled Linda away and she got terrified and grabbed me around the neck. The next thing I knew I was on the dock with a boy sitting on me while I vomited up bay water. I never was able to like Linda after that.

But Cousin Warren did throw himself into the postwar life of tremendous fun. More importantly he coupled his own life with the excitement of the authentic destiny of the country that had freed so many in the name of democracy. He was very handsome and could jitterbug well. He taught me how at a small restaurant and bar just around the corner from our house in Penn Valley.
“You’re beautiful”, he wrote in my autograph book.
“And you are beautiful”, he continued.
“God made you beautiful.”
“I wish I could make you, beautiful.” “Oh, Warren!” my Mother exclaimed. But I of course had no idea what he was talking about then. He two-timed, maybe six-timed a number of beautiful girls, something my brother and I could observe at my parents’ parties when the girls met each other and knew nothing about their separate connections to him. At those parties I would wear a hula skirt my grandfather Joe gave me and sing songs by the Andrews Sisters:

“Drinkin’ rum and Co cah-Co-lah.
Sold by mo-thah and daugh-tah,
Both moth-ah and daugh-tah
Workin’ for the Yankee dol-lah, ah, ah, ah”.

And Dorothy Shay, the “Park Avenue hillbilly”:
“You’ve heard of Rosie the Riveter,
Well she’s got nothin’ on me...
'Cause way before her time...
I had a job in Tenn-uh-ssee.
I turned a knob with just one hand...
And ah was satisfied,
Until one day I looked up,
And the boss was at mah side”.

Of course I didn’t get their risqué lyrics, but my family and their friends loved these naïve performances, not least because my mother stuffed my little halter top with socks, and it always slipped down. But also because even then I had a true singing voice and could imitate any melodies I heard right off.

When Goddard Lieberson invented the Long Playing Record he transformed music. No more 78 and 45 rpm formats and poor reproduction! Albums became a source of national delight and graphic excellence. Nat Cole and Frank Sinatra recorded for Johnny Mercer’s new company, Capitol Records. Nat was a great singer as well as a fine jazz pianist. I played Red Sails in the Sunset and They Tried to Tell Us We’re Too Young so often that my mother and new stepfather forbade me to continue. Frank sang the outstanding arrangements of Gordon Jenkins and Nelson Riddle which sold well also. All of our best singers shone during the postwar period, particularly Peggy Lee, June Christy and Chris Connor, phew! They were wonderful. But my favorite singer was Bobby Darin, whose first LP knocked everybody out. He had a jazzy timbre that transformed ballads we thought we knew like Beyond the Sea (I still have my gold record charm of it) and Mack the Knife with sparkling arrangements. He could play the piano and dance. Yes Elvis was King but Bobby was The Prince whose way with songs was so classy. And he could act and produce tool. He died of a heart attack at 39, in 1973. There has not been anyone as terrific since!

And in keeping with the confidence Americans had in their bones then, the first great event that took place in baseball happened after the War. It was the entrance of Jackie Robinson into the Major Leagues as a shortstop for the Brooklyn Dodgers in 1947, the first black player. He paved the way for many outstanding guys such as OF Hank Aaron, P Bob Gibson, C Roy Campanella, SS Ernie Banks and not least, CF Willie Mays. When their teams traveled, did these men have a different level of hotel rooms, did they still have problems with southern Jim Crow laws and practices? Yes they did. But Americans became very aware of the inequalities Black people endured in Jackie Robinson’s struggle. Congress followed suit in the Sixties.

The postwar appetite for the game was great: we doted on our stars, collected and traded the cards that told of their careers and achievements. My father took my brother and me to many Phillies games; each of us slept with our own mitts rubbed with neatsfoot oil under our pillow The chance of catching a ball existed, even ‘though we were so young. And in 1950 our own Phillies won the pennant! We not only loved these guys, all of us wrote love letters to them; CF Richie Ashburn, LF Del Ennis (he had the League’s highest batting average that year), our great pitcher Robin Roberts, P Bob Sisler, P Curt Simmons, P Jim Konstanty,3B Willie Jones, 1B Eddie Waitkus, C Andy Seminick. In the marvelous prizewinning book that my daughter Nicole gave me this Christmas called The Real Book About Baseball author Lyman Hopkins describes the last day of that season: “The Phils were playing the Dodgers at Ebbets Field. If the Phils won, it meant the pennant. If the Dodgers won, it meant a tie finish and a play-off series of two out of three more games to decide the winner of the pennant. The thrilling battle came right down to the last of the ninth inning with the score tied. With one out, the Dodgers had runners on first and second. Duke Snider belted a hit on a line into center field and the crowd cape up with a roar as the runner on second, Cal Abrams, took off. It was surely the winning run! The third base coach waved Abrams around third and on to home. He knew Abrams could run fast, and he knew that the Philly center fielder, Richie Ashburn, while a brilliant player, did not have a particularly strong throwing arm. He also knew that with a combination like that, a runner will score from second nine times out of ten on a clean single through to the outfield.

But this was the tenth time! With the entire season and Philadelphia’s first pennant in thirty-five years at stake, young Ashburn threw caution to the winds. He raced in toward the ball at top speed, usually a dangerous gamble. He snared the ball cleanly with one hand and without a moment’s hesitation fired it home. It came in strong and true and the amazed Abrams was easily tagged out. The Dodgers lost and game, and the pennant, in the next inning. In the Philadelphia dressing room later the grinning Ashburn admitted: “It was the best throw I ever made in my whole live. I surprised myself with it.”

Pitchers pitched whole games then, but no one made the million dollar salaries players fetch now. They often had jobs in the off-season. What happened was television, but of course. Advertisers paid ever increasing fees to pitch their products and services. Teams made money and players wanted a piece of the action and free agency! (As we know they struck in 1994 and there was no World Series.) Why did baseball reach its zenith in the Fifties? has a simple answer: because Americans were great people in the Fifties and baseball reflected us.

Nadir
I received a communication from a young woman named Angela recently in regard to Paul Lo Duca. She dated him a number of times during the 2006 season when he led the Mets to a thrilling playoff with the Cardinals that they lost. Mr. Lo Duca had a fabulous year then. He batted .315 while poking many hits over second base that scored at least one runner.

Angela lives in one of the five towns of southern Long Island. She is 20 years old and is in her third year toward a BS in Nursing at a local university. She wants to get a graduate degree also. She read the Mitchell Report as excerpted in the New York Times on Friday, December 14th. He was no. 22 in the list of players who are said to have taken either steroids or human growth hormones by injection from Mets trainer Brian McNamee. Notes on Mr. Lo Duca were quoted from an internal discussion among Dodgers officials in October 2003, “steroids aren’t being used anymore on him. Big part of this. Might have some value to trade…Florida might have some interest. Got off the steroids…Took away a lot of hard line drives…Can get comparable value back would consider trading…If you do trade him, will get back on the stuff and try to show you he can have a good year. That’s his makeup. Comes to play. Last year of contract, playing for ‘05”.

Angela was able to interpret the graph of Mr. Lo Duca’s performance, she believes, which showed that he had a higher home run average in 2002 on the LA Dodgers while his average was more or less the same after he was linked to steroids, particularly in 2006.

Angela wants to know whether – knowing that Mr. Lo Duca is playing now with the Nats, having secured a 5 million dollar contract from Manager Manny Acta - she might contact him. Her mother and father are against it, she says, but he was a swell person to be with, very witty, funny and generous. She has missed him, she admits. Now, having admired his 2006 season greatly myself, I think that he probably is as you describes him in person, Angela. Since he will be summering rather far from Shea Stadium if you did want to see him you might contemplate spending a few weekends at some of our Delaware beach towns, Lewes, Dewey Beach, Rehoboth, Cape Henlopen. These towns are lovely and have good beaches, although not all of them compare to Jones Beach and some of New Jersey’s great beaches.

I have a picture from theTimes of Tuesday December 11th, before the Mitchell Report. It shows Mr. Lo Duca cleaning out his locker at Shea Stadium in October. Dressed in an outfit as far as can be imagined from his cream linen Armani slacks and black polo shirts, he looks dejected and dreamy at the same time – a guy who knows how much he’ll miss the Mets. Indeed he has subsequently said that one of the great things about playing for the Nats is that he will see the Mets 18 times. Since the Mitchell Report he has not either been interviewed and certainly has not been quoted at all on what that Report has said about him. Perhaps he believes that having stopped taking steroids five years ago, he need not concern himself with the hoopla over more important players like Roger Clemens.

Here is what you have to ask yourself, Angela. If Paul Lo Duca stopped taking steroids, or was taking steroids through the
2002 season, why did he not do the right thing, the smart thing, and admit that he did? Like Andy Pettitte, whose admission may have cleared his own psychic playing field, if not the fans’. None of us who have broken laws are exempt from their consequences, even if no one finds out what we’ve done. So the question remains, do you want to date a man who may have done something that not only injured himself and his family but betrayed baseball? In betraying baseball, those men who have been named and the probability of there being many more such players who were not, betrayed America. That is what I think, Angela. But I am a 71-year old lady who has already made most of my important choices – and some of them were truly rotten. You, however, are a thoughtful 20 year old woman whose life is just beginning to offer choices which will shape your character forever. I know you can make a good decision about Mr. Lo Duca.


Lyman Hopkins, The Real Book about Baseball. Doubleday & Company, Inc., Garden City, New York, Copyright 1951, 1958, 1962, Pp.26, 27.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Chapter Eight: Jimmy Rollins Named National League MVP



We Phillies fans never doubted that Jimmy would win. And not just because of his amazing achievements in hitting, slug-ging, being at bat and all that. The Baseball Writers Association of America forgot to mention that he is one of the most graceful players in the game. Being a fabulous shortstop counts more than being a fabulous left fielder, for gosh sakes. Outgoing Philadelphia Mayor John Street gave him his “Day” with a lot of terrific action including his giving 32 computers to a local high school. Although I’m exactly fifty years too old for him, had I been the mayor I would have declared it “Jimmy Rollins Night” also.



I’m gonna write to General Manager Pat Gillick that now’s the time to put a statue of Mr. Rollins up at Citizens Bank Park, while he’s in his prime. Omigosh, yes! This morning I talked to Wilmington Sculptor Charles Parks’ (he has a huge body of work one can see locally) Assistant, Brad Vanneman, about the challenges of creating Jimmy’s face. It’s about that amazing smile with the gap between his front teeth. Mr. Vanneman, who is a big Phillies and Rollins fan, agreed that his smile was KEY! Zenos Frudakis has created the sculptures at the Park so far, but the point of doing a living person lies in finding that elusive mix of conviction and talent in a sculptor whom the subject will trust. Never forget that architect I.M. Pei got to build that ethereal pyramid at the Louvre because he won President Mitterand's contest.



The fans, whose funds might be matched by Management, can support this. Well, you might ask, what about Ryan Howard, Chase Utley or Cole Hamels (among others)? Yes they are all wonderful. But we love Jimmy Rollins unreservedly and we’ve felt that way since his first season seven years ago.


Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Chapter Seven: Seasonal Tag Ends, World Series, New Business

Was this Paul Lo Duca’s Last Year with the Mets?

I saw the Sunday September 16th Phillies 10-6 game against the Mets from behind the Phillies dugout right on the field at Shea. One does experience the game intensely at that level! Phew! There was Greg Dobbs’ pinch grand slam. And Paul Lo Duca at very close range. He must have been suffering from Terminally Tired Teeny Bopperitis. Far from appearing appealingly chunky, he looked fat. He airmailed a throw over second and certainly didn’t keep the other six of the Phils’ ten runs from crossing the plate, either. The Mets made six errors in that game! Shortly before the end of the season, but in time for them still to win the East, Mr. Lo Duca shaved off his becoming crew cut. That example did not help, as we Phillies fans know. And when he woke up and smelled the roses, David Wright was the new team captain who had never given in. Who hit better and fielded more brilliantly at the end of the season than he had all year (which he needed to do).


But then the Mets had to die horribly in order for the Phils to win the Division Title.

Phillies Post Partum Depression!
They certainly seemed contented not to stretch themselves further against the Rockies, or at least Charlie Manuel didn’t ask them to. One might have thought that the Phillies’ disappointing performance against the Rockies would have made them and Charlie Manuel exceedingly depressed. I could not discern this in their remarks, ‘though, nor in their public demeanor. It would seem that the Division Title was the prize they had knocked themselves out for regardless of victory’s ironic path. Manuel did not manage them with any brio either in those Playoff games. Absolutely Not Department! Except for Pitcher Jamie Moyer’s third game, everyone phoned in his work. Any further des-criptions shall not follow.

Another Skewed World Series – Yawn City Again
The Rockies played with such a lack of cohesion and forcefulness; they were so tentative, I wondered how they had accumulated their previous record. Just another example of: A New Series Team Choking Department. The Sox didn’t just beat them, they engulfed them. I can’t stand to watch the Sox, ‘though, because so many of them look like rejects from a casting call for HBO’s late lamented Deadwood series. They have so much revolting facial hair. Yuck! It’s about the catcher Jason Varitek and the rookie Dustin Pedroia.

First Baseman Kevin Youkilis could be one of the Smith Brothers. The cough drop Smiths, but of course.

Post Mortem


I’m proposing a new logo for Major League Baseball as a new sign of truth in advertising. A rendering, a transformation as it were, of this photograph of a beautiful piece of porcelain that I happen to own. The Minton China Company in England made it some time between 1875 and say, 1920. It has crenellated sides and is made of porcelain in a stunning blue design on white from the Art Nouveau period. It is a spittoon. This particular spittoon is quite valuable because it is an authentic piece by an important manufacturer still in business. Were it not, I’d pack it up and send it by FED EX to Sox Manager Terry Francona for his revolting performance during the recent Series.

But I’m gonna keep it right here and wait for the call.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Chapter Six: Yes, There Is Only One Oc-toe-ber!



Now that the Playoffs have actually started, Dane Cook comes closer to the camera in his commercials and smiles: we get a good look at his teeth. Now we know why it doesn’t matter whether his jokes are funny or not. He has the best smile around. Teeth are it for me, everything! And Dane honey, you’ve got ‘em, bigtime!

So does my favorite Phillie, Jimmy Rollins have great teeth, as well as meeting all of the other biases detailed in my first chapter.

• He’s handsome. (and very photogenic).
• He’s fit, and proved it by playing in every game of the regular season.
• He’s not too tall, 5’8, and powerfully built.
• He’s well groomed, always.
• He dresses well outside of Citizens Bank Park:


• He loves animals:


• He is the Phillies’ leader, especially this year because of his prophecy that raised so many laughs when he came to bat against the Mets at Shea. And only brought tears at the end.
• He honors the Phils in his behavior. He didn’t get on the cover of Sports Illustrated by being a jerk!

In yesterday’s lst playoff game against the Colorado Rockies, a swell team, three sets of circumstances prevented the Phillies from winning.

Our ace Cole Hamels walked 3 and gave up 3 runs in the 2nd inning.



Rockies’ Pitcher Jeff Francis kept our top guys from getting any hits. Rollins, Utley and Howard went 0-11 with eight strikeouts! Eight strikeouts? Yes. Utley struck out four times, and he’s only done that once before!

The Phillies didn’t field well either. Rowand couldn’t field Todd Helton’s leadoff triple in the 2nd inning. He scored that first crucial 1st run.



Hamels regained his control for the rest of his innings but Jeff Francis was the hero of the game. He only allowed two back to back home runs by Pat Burrell and Aaron Rowand.

Left fielder Matt Holiday hit a home run off reliever Flash Gordon in the seventh to bring the score to its final 4-2.

Ignominiously, Carlos Ruiz made the only steal, despite speedy pinch runner Michael Bourn being in there. The team is staying upbeat, declaring that they always come back from behind.

That is the Phillies’ style, Not To Worry Department.

But I’m worried anyway.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Chapter Five: Such, Such are the Joys. A Same Old and Some Spin



A Same Old: There’s Paul Lo Duca and another girlfriend smiling broadly once again because he made the trip to Sambo’s in Leipsic here in Delaware to sample their fabulous steamed crabs with coleslaw and French fries. They’re drinking some fresh Dogfish Head locally brewed beer also, “just the best with those swell crabs”! he said, agreeably. “I need to pack in all the good times I can get coming back into the game against the Phillies on Monday night”.



Some Spin: Manager of the Year? Watching Charlie Manuel taking credit – when it should be the blame - for making an excellent starting pitcher - a guy with four great pitches - that’s right Brett Myers, into a closer!





And for continuing to use and to defend using rhp Tom Gordon (ERA 6.00) as an 8th inning reliever when he continues to give up home runs. The Phillies are 6 behind the Mets and 3 behind the Padres and guess who’s comin’ to dinner tonight at seven??



The Joys: Blessings be upon the Major Leagues for eschewing Tommy Lasorda, the old, cranky insider who was somewhat funny in last year’s spots. In choosing Dane Cook this year they’re goin’ for young and hip. Mr. Cook is good looking without Paul Lo Duca’s dangerous ethnicity. In fact he’s actually not in Mr. Lo Duca’s league at all, because he looks about eighteen. He also has tee-shirts goin’ for him, which as my readers know, are not my preferred form of dress except for, but of course, ball games! But he does have an alluring and lustrous voice especially when he says “There ‘s only one..! – “Oc-toe-ber!” Right, Dane, honey

The Joys – in Yesterday’s matinee against the Padres all of the Phillies’ best hitters, especially those who had not been hitting the way they know how, like 1st baseman and mvp, Ryan Howard, came across bigtime. He, Rollins, Iguchi, Burrell, Rowand, Coste and Werth who hit a career 5 for 5 high, unleashed a mighty tsunami that drowned the Padres 14-2 while lifting their own and the fans’ spirits like thousands of tiny boats to the top of that wave.

Obvious Conclusion: The Phillies must take most of this series against the Mets. On Tuesday Adam Eaton will pitch. Didn’t I tell you his shoulder wasn’t very sore?

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Chapter Four: Give Credit Where It’s Due Department



Right about now folks get to thinkin’ about who the Manager of the Year might be. Well I know who it oughtta be: Phillies Manager Charlie Manuel. The Phillies are either in third or second place a few games behind the Mets in the National League Eastern Division despite the fact that 2nd baseman Chase Utley, right fielder Shane Victorino, pitcher Jon Lieber, reliever Ryan Madsen, and speedy fielder Michael Bourn are on the DL. Also:

• Right fielder Pat Burrell is 6-for-32 in nine games since being moved into Utley’s no. 3 spot.

• First baseman Ryan Howard is 2 for the last 17 at bats and in 18 games without Utley he’s 13-for-65 with 29 strikeouts. As our television commentator Gary, “Sarge” Matthews keeps on saying,”he’s gotta stand closer to the plate”.

• Utley 2nd base replacement Tadahito Iguchi has hit once in his last 20 at bats.

• Over the past two games the Phillies have struck out 24 times. And yet they are in second or third place a few games behind the Mets and the Braves. Why? Because they give all that they have for Charlie Manuel.

There have been continuing problems with the Phillies bullpen. But it has finally kicked in bigtime, just behind the Nats’with Jose Mesa, J.C. Romero, Antonio Alfonseca, Tom Gordon, and most importantly, Brett Myers filling their appointed roles beautifully. It was Manuel who turned Myers into a closer iin the first place and insisted on keeping him on the DL for nine weeks with a strained shoulder.

Meanwhile expensive starter Adam Eaton just hasn’t been able to handle the early innings of his games, with a 7.96 ERA for his last 10 starts.

“Yes, we’re putting Adam Eaton on the DL for two weeks, he said last night. “He’s had problems with his shoulder in at least his last three starts, lots of stiffness. He’ll get a chance to relax, rest, rethink everything and come back to us refreshed”. Heaven forefend that Manuel would give the real reason. Oh? No. But he has revealed himself to be the diplomat many did not know he was:



Eaton has been suffering from a bad case of first and second inning pitching nerves in his last ten games. I believe that such nerves cannot be unheard of. He is only 26 years old. This past Sunday night during the Phillies/Braves Game of the Week I saw Braves pitcher John Smoltz speak about the stress of pitching in the major leagues. “You can not compare that stress with what you experience pitching a rehab game in the minor leagues”! he said.

Now Eaton can be activated on August 27th when the Mets start a 4-game series with the Phillies at Citizens Bank Park. He is 5-0 against them with a 1.89 ERA, a fantastic record. But will Charlie Manuel let Eaton pitch?? Meaning, will Manuel have the guts to let Eaton pitch? To the first place Mets, the guys the Phillies have to beat, and in fact the guys the Phillies usually do beat!

Both Eaton and Manuel will have had about two weeks to think it over.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Chapter Three, The Homer Seen Around New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Delaware


Paul Lo Duca with his latest Girlfriend

Paul Lo Duca and his latest bird are eating a large meal – kir royales, grilled sardines, rare steaks, French fries and house red at Pastis, a terrific downtown restaurant, my favorite place, in fact. Mr. Lo Duca needed to stoke his stomach to renew all the energy he expended when he hit the third solo home run in a row off Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels Thursday June 7th. Lo Duca stopped, then threw his bat in the air like a cheerleader’s baton on a Friday night in Odessa, Texas.



Pitcher Hamels didn’t see Lo Duca’s reaction immediately because he was watching the path of the ball, according to Scott Lauber in the Delaware NEWS JOURNAL. Phew! When he saw the instant replay he was incensed: “He’s a veteran. He should know better. It’s the old sacred game thing. There are little kids out there that are looking up to you. They look at what happens. That’s not the right way to do things.”

Conclusion: Mr. Lo Duca probably did not play Little League ball. Or belong to the Boy Scouts. And he would have looked so dashing in the Scouts uniform:



CHAPTER THREE

The NYTimes shows very interesting timing in an article by Jere Longman on Tuesday June 12th regarding the fact that the Phillies have an upcoming milestone: their 10,000th defeat. ‘WHAT PHILLIES FANS ALREADY KNEW’. And this, at a time when the Phillies have chalked up an impressive number of statistics as of today, June 14th:

• Pitching – Hamels, 9-2 (.818), tops.
• Strikeouts-Hamels .104, tops.
• Runs-Rollins.51, Utley,47
• RBI-Utley,53, tops.
• Hits-Utley,80
• Doubles-Utley,27, tops.
• Triples-Rollins,8
• Home Runs-Howard,13
• Stolen Bases-Victorino,20

The Phillies are tied with the Braves for 2nd place in the National League East, having won 35 games and lost 31, just 2 ½ games behind the Mets, whom they swept three times last week, coming off a three game dustoff of the Chicago White Sox this week. This included a grand slam by Centerfielder Aaron Rowand whom the Phillies acquired from the Sox in the Jim Thome trade of 2005, who said, ”it was just great to be able to help us get closer to the Mets.”

OBVIOUS QUESTION DEPARTMENT: Was Rollins correct when he said last Spring, “Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after the World Series: for they shall be filled.”